Cry Me A Riverdale
Cmar season3

Cry Me a Riverdale is a deconstructive look by deconstructive boyshapes Jon Risinger (On the Spot) and Mikey Neumann (Movies with Mikey) that seeks to illuminate new things about the show Riverdale. These two super-sleuths will break it all down, Encyclopedia Brown-style, and unlock the secrets of a show that never should have existed in the first place.

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    Chapter 47: Bizarrodale

    Chapter 47: A lot of good gay stuff happens and Jon gets a pizza delivered.

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    Chapter 45: The Stranger

    Chapter 45: Dark Archie enters into the extended Riverdale universe and FP looks good in a uniform.

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    Chapter 44: No Exit

    Chapter 44: Betty attempts to actually use the legal system and fails miserably at every turn while Veronica commits felonies and hires a gang for protection and Jughead all but ruins the serpents. Archie kills a bear. With his hands.

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    Chapter 43: Outbreak

    Chapter 43: We meet Mama Jughead. We like Mama Jughead. Other stuff might have happened this episode. Not sure.

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    Chapter 40: The Great Escape

    Chapter 45: Jughead is gonna be the very best, like no one ever was. And Archie dies of a staph infection. It was truly tragic. Featuring special guest, Anthony Carboni!

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    Chapter 39: The Midnight Club

    Chapter 39: The Riverdale Breakfast Club plays Killer Jumanji while larping on drugs and Alice returns to form as non-culty crazy Alice for at least one episode.

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    Chapter 38: As Above, So Below

    Chapter 39: All the kids play Guys & Gargs with that cool blue drink while Archie goes full Brad Pitt on some prison boys.

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