Cry Me a Riverdale is a deconstructive look by deconstructive boyshapes Jon Risinger (On the Spot) and Mikey Neumann (Movies with Mikey) that seeks to illuminate new things about the show Riverdale. These two super-sleuths will break it all down, Encyclopedia Brown-style, and unlock the secrets of a show that never should have existed in the first place.
Chapter 44: Betty attempts to actually use the legal system and fails miserably at every turn because nuns suck and The Farm is still a thing. Veronica commits felonies on top of felonies and hires a gang for protection...from her father. Jughead all but ruins the serpents and won't give FP anything to do. Archie kills a bear. With his hands.